Are you ready for customers flocking through the doors, desperate for their next brownie fix? You better be, if you want to become a badass supplier of what could be the best brownies known to mankind. Start stocking Badass Brownies in your store to become associated with badassery and delicious brownies.

Warning: side effects of stocking badass brownies may include queues out the door, buyers looting your shelves, and protests should you be unlucky enough to run out. Badass Brownies accepts no responsibility for these consequences.